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mikerowavables:

You mean you’ve NEVER heard the story of the….image

…HASH SLINGING SLASHER?

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The sash bringing

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The trash singing

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Mash…flinging

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The flash springing

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The crash dinging

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….Yes.  The Hash Slinging Slasher.

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playstatixn:

Luxury // Urban // Nature // Fashion

patiently-waitingg:

saving-livesprn:

thislifeintransit:

Can I have a dog please?

Ugh I should have done a dog shaming pic when Skout jumped out of the car on the freeway…

Omg the shower curtain dog looks so disappointed.

yerawizardhana:

#TweetLikeABC

In response to Diane Sawyer’s misrepresentation of Palestinians after Israeli airstrikes on Gaza as Israeli victims

ringostarring:

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

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well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

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what did you say, punk?

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bIG

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MEATY

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CLAWS

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WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

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BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

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no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

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OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

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pormigranculpa:

one-fight:

vegan-animallover:

ru-debega:

theserif:

tort-time:

littlefootdoesstuff:

cyberalpaca:

Pet your turtles, they enjoy snugglies more than pain

I feel like this is especially appropriate for cars and turtles in the road.

And don’t drill holes in them or paint em. Its painful and toxic and you’ll make the poor things cry! 

Our turtles love having their heads and chins scratched.  And a light pat on their shells.  No hits, or thumps.  They love good pets, please pet them with love.

Shells are LITERALLY their backbone, imagine if someone thumped you hard on the spine. It would suck right? Don’t do it. 

Also their shells are covered in a VERY thin layer of fingernail-like material called scutes. When you paint it, a) it’s very easy for the toxins in the paint to absorb into the turtle’s system and poison them, b) it cuts off circulation to the thin layer of living skin below the scutes, c) it deforms the shell because turtles, especially young turtles, grow rapidly and the paint will inhibit proper shell growth and d) prevents the turtle from absorbing necessary vitamin D from UV rays (you know, that stuff they need to live). NEVER EVER PAINT A TURTLE EVER.

people paint turtles? what the fuck.

^^^ I had no idea painting turtles was an issue that needed to be covered… But I am glad it was! Turtles are super rad!

Why would you ever drill holes in a turtle’s shell? It’s their house…

fluffypuppyofficial:

Fluffypuppiesfluffypuppiesfluffypuppies

foxxycleopatra:

"i can’t figure out this problem"

teacher: use your head

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genicecream:

that-darn-hyena:

skully-pens:

cosmicremix:

tordles:

thingsthatsuckass:

marcovicci:

ah yes. my gender is blue with pink leg

so this is killing me cause my mind immediately thought.

and this is why im not allowed to be part of actual serious discussions.

i DONT UNDERSTAND THIS AT ALL I KEEP IMAGINING 

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I feel particularly close to this one:

THIS POST GET’S MORE FUCKIN HILARIOUS EVERY TIME I SEE IT!

I made a thing aswell.

So scandalous~

hello friends

mauridianhallow:

lambishwolf:

toptumbles:

This is called humanity

I have nothing to say on this, these people are the pinnacle of human compassion, and that is all there is to it.